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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
Arnold Glasgow

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Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope.
John Lahr

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Society drives people crazy with lust and calls it advertising.
Jonathan Swift

Quote #5092

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Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
Rod Hughes

Quote #14341

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I know of only one true failure never having tried to grow as a...
Jerry Coleman

Quote #12066

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The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.
Andrew A. Rooney

Quote #17042

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The only people who say worse things about politicians than reporters do are other...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13881

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It’s not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull...
Charles Franklin Kettering

Quote #14779

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People are very open-minded about new things–as long as they’re exactly like the old...
Sophocles

Quote #1060

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To know that all is well, even if late will come to know it,...
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