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I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because...
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This bud of love, by summer’s ripening breath, May prove a beauteous flower when...
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There’s only so much you can do, but if somebody doesn’t give you a...
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It’s not that some people have willpower and some don’t. It’s that some people...
Quote #2912
Enlightened people seldom or never possess a sense of responsibility.
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By and large, I seem to have made more mistakes than any others of...
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The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here...
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A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
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When you want to believe in something, you also have to believe in everything...
Quote #16668
The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.