Quote #21540
Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
Quote #13627
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its...
Quote #207
Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
Quote #6211
Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of...
Quote #7895
When work is a pleasure, life is a joy When work is a duty,...
Quote #7905
Old age is not a disease- it is strength and survivorship, triumph over all...
Quote #6406
Wealth is the product of man’s capacity to think.
Quote #13720
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #12551
To hope means to be ready at every moment for that which is not...
Quote #1001
Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.