Quote #13428
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
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I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your...
Quote #16972
It simply comes down to this, Get Busy Living, or Get Busy Dying.
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I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools....
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If you’re a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then...
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To say yes, you have to sweat and roll up your sleeves and plunge...
Quote #19743
Take away the miseries and you take away some folks’ reason for living.
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Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.
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Genius is a bend in the creek where bright water has gathered, and which...
Quote #12300
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.