Quote #5091
Faith he must make his stories shorter Or change his comrades once a quarter.
Quote #17446
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get...
Quote #20098
You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic...
Quote #19132
My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life, but doing...
Quote #17346
Make decisions from the strong part of you, not the weak.
Quote #4881
Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose.
Quote #14096
Nothing you write, if you hope to be good, will ever come out as...
Quote #10743
I never said most of the things I said.
Quote #13711
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #12156
When there is no peril in the fight there is no glory in the...