Quote #6860
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy...
Quote #18393
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried
Quote #20396
I improve on misquotation.
Quote #13756
To me, there’s no better symbol for the world than a grasshopper lying dead...
Quote #13318
We’re all human and we all goof. Do things that may be wrong, but...
Quote #11278
The man who has the courage of his platitudes is always a successful man.
Quote #4048
Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
Quote #19893
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Quote #8944
Don’t worry about people stealing an idea. If it’s original, you will have to...
Quote #18138
Canada will be a strong country when Canadians of all provinces feel at home...