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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13857

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...
Golda Meir

Quote #3148

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I never did anything alone. Whatever was accomplished in this country was accomplished collectively.
Niels Bohr

Quote #19709

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Your theory is crazy, but it’s not crazy enough to be true.
Nikita Khrushchev

Quote #14814

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I once said, We will bury you, and I got into trouble with it....
Confucius

Quote #1262

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
They must often change who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
Stephen Butler Leacock

Quote #15050

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The mayor gave no other answer than that deep guttural grunt which is technically...
Golda Meir

Quote #3161

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.
Richard Wagner

Quote #18681

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I write music with an exclamation point
Charles Caleb Colton

Quote #2337

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.
Desmond Morris

Quote #15887

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We never stop investigating. We are never satisfied that we know enough to get...
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