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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13628

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward...
Chuang-tzu

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Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education.
Carmen de Monteflores

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Oppression can only survive through silence.
Hannah Arendt

Quote #10173

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Under conditions of tyranny it is far easer to act than to think.
Marcus Valerius Martialis

Quote #20799

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Why do strong arms fatigue themselves with frivolous dumbbells To dig a vineyard is...
Black Elk

Quote #10911

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
Nikita Khrushchev

Quote #14820

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Call it what you will, incentives are what get people to work harder.
Tori Amos

Quote #10046

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Musically, I always allow myself to jump off of cliffs. At least that’s what...
Richard Milhous Nixon

Quote #7241

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wish I could give you a lot of advice, based on my experience...
Vincent Canby

Quote #19785

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn...
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