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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
John Heisman

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Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble...
Paul Valery

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Two dangers constantly threaten the world order and disorder.
Sir Richard Francis Burton

Quote #11468

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Broke is a temporary condition, poor is a state of mind.
Golden verses of the Pythagoreans

Quote #16783

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But respect yourself most of all.
D. A. Battista

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I speak truth, not so much as I would, but as much as I...
Anon.

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One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time.
Jerry Coleman

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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Quote #16079

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If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
J. K. Rowling

Quote #21300

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
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