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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13838

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or...
Miguel de Cervantes

Quote #9633

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Let every man mind his own business.
Harold Howe II

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Teenagers go to college to be with their boyfriends and girlfriends they go because...
Woody Allen

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Thought Why does man kill He kills for food. And not only food frequently...
Benjamin Franklin

Quote #3883

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve...
Anonymous

Quote #19470

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Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
Horace

Quote #8395

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If you wish me to weep, you must mourn first yourself.
Ovid

Quote #8812

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By faithful study of the nobler arts, our nature’s softened, and more gentle grows.
Douglas Adams

Quote #314

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
Dan Barker

Quote #19594

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is...
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