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If the grass is greener in the other fellow’s yard – let him worry...
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You will find rest from vain fancies if you perform every act in life...
Quote #17477
Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed,...
Quote #18949
We are immortal until our work on earth is done.
Quote #6865
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let...
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #5803
It is no use saying, ‘We are doing our best.’ You have got to...
Quote #20145
The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the...
Quote #10513
Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something...
Quote #21754
I have a right to my anger, and I don’t want anybody telling me...