Quote #3553
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #13648
What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to...
Quote #10179
Comedy is allied to justice.
Quote #15042
Be intent upon the perfection of the present day.
Quote #20017
I don’t like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
Quote #12375
To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to seat over lonely labor, to be...
Quote #1342
If we think we regulate printing, thereby to rectfy manners, we must regulate all...
Quote #21310
Sorrow was like the wind. It came in gusts.
Quote #1819
This communicating of a man’s self to his friend works two contrary effects for...
Quote #3159
I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.