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Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
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The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Quote #3564
How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
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I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #7917
ESSAY — A loose sally of the mind an irregular indigested piece not a...
Quote #8875
Toil to make yourself remarkable by some talent or other.
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On the breakup of Harrison Ford’s first marriage It wasn’t because he became a...
Quote #1262
They must often change who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
Quote #11275
Good judgement is the result of experience … Experience is the result of bad...