Quote #10214
It was from an old friend who . thought he was dying. Anyway, he...
Quote #2471
Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died...
Quote #13791
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached...
Quote #18593
A witty saying proves nothing.
Quote #11516
Dont go through life, GROW through life.
Quote #16736
An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.
Quote #11982
A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once.
Quote #13749
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Quote #14387
What ought a man to be Well, my short answer is himself.
Quote #18791
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.