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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be...
Anon.

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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Alexander Woollcott

Quote #19240

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I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained...
The Talmud

Quote #17893

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
George Baker

Quote #10416

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may...
Don Marquis

Quote #5997

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Man cannot be uplifted he must be seduced into virtue.
George Bernard Shaw

Quote #441

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Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we...
William Shakespeare

Quote #5274

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The earth has music for those who listen.
Stanley Kubrick

Quote #5794

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Chess teaches you to control the initial excitement you feel when you see something...
Saudi Proverb

Quote #16748

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If the camel once get his nose in a tent, the body will soon...
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