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Money mad. My wife says I spend money like a drunken sailor. Wonder what...
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The tiger can’t change his spots. No, wait, he did Good for him
Quote #21045
A liberal is a person whose interests aren’t at stake at the moment.
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If you’re never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any...
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been...
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The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to...
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The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but...
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Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble...
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A hotel isn’t like a home, but it’s better than being a house guest.
Quote #8569
As long as you live, keep learning how to live.