Quote #4113
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Quote #16264
What broke in a man when he could bring himself to kill another
Quote #15556
Banning gun shows to reduce violent crime will work about as well as banning...
Quote #10165
The men who come on the stage at one period are all found to...
Quote #18411
Pigs get fat hogs get slaughtered.
Quote #11517
You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make...
Quote #18610
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #13720
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #14647
You should pray for a sound mind in a sound body.
Quote #18201
It is still an unending source of surprise for me how a few scribbles...