Quote #19492
When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he’s going...
Quote #16934
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
Quote #13827
A funny thing is if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bit by...
Quote #11172
I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I’ve...
Quote #11887
Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education.
Quote #2035
We must beat the iron while it is hot, but we may polish it...
Quote #13733
I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads...
Quote #573
Each man has his own vocation his talent is his call. There is one...
Quote #13057
What we call happiness in the strictest sense comes from the (preferably sudden) satisfaction...
Quote #12000
Oh, welcome to this world of fools, of pink champagne and swimming pools, where...