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If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out...
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We were a silent, hidden thought in the folds of oblivion, and we have...
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What, to the American slave, is your Fourth of July I answer A day...
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You have a wonderful child. Then, when he’s 13, gremlins carry him away and...
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People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse...
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The historian is a prophet in reverse.
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If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I’d try to...
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Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.
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Don’t worry about people stealing an idea. If it’s original, you will have to...
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