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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...
Carl Gustav Jung

Quote #14621

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Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Aristotle

Quote #1825

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It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
George Walker Bush

Quote #11505

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The pictures of airplanes flying into buildings, fires burning, huge structures collapsing, have filled...
W. Somerset Maugham

Quote #8666

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He had heard people speak contemptuously of money he wondered if they had ever...
Tom Robbins

Quote #16968

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Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
Billy Madison

Quote #170

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Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this...
Bob Stokes

Quote #17770

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The world is proof that God is a committee.
Thomas Carlyle

Quote #5553

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Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
Richard Milhous Nixon

Quote #7261

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There is a time to be timid. There is a time to be conciliatory....
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