Quote #6026
They talk most who have the least to say.
Quote #8683
When things are at their worst I find something always happens.
Quote #19245
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Quote #13703
Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
Quote #17151
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #5137
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good...
Quote #5571
The only thing you take with you when you’re gone is what you leave...
Quote #8669
Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner.
Quote #3821
Liberalism is, I think, resurgent. One reason is that more and more people are...
Quote #18978
Life just isn’t worth living unless you’re willing to take some big chances and...