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Why be a man when you can be a success
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A man’s errors are what make him amiable.
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When you solve a problem, you ought to thank God and go on to...
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I always tell people that I became a writer not because I went to...
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Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt.
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The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do....