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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13802

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores...
Muhammad Ali

Quote #3116

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It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am.
Thomas Paine

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The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap,...
Ancient Proverb

Quote #16564

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Good habits result from resisting temptation.
Jewish Proverb

Quote #16650

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Truth is the safest lie.
Dan Quayle

Quote #21201

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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
A. Whitney Brown

Quote #11310

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I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate...
James Arthur Baldwin

Quote #10446

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The price one pays for pursuing a profession, or calling, is an intimate knowledge...
Joey Adams

Quote #9854

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your...
Unknown

Quote #18318

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We are all instantly forgiven but in order to benefit from this forgiveness, we...
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