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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming...
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Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren Are you kidding By day he is...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I’d save up...
Wayne's World

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Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater...
John Dryden

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We first make our habits, and then our habits make us.
Unknown

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All general statements are false.
William Gladstone

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Justice delayed is justice denied.
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