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An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
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I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
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Whatever you are, be a good one.
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How anybody dresses is indicative of his self-concept. If students are dirty and ragged,...
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Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so...
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If you must play, decide on three things at the start the rules of...
Quote #7022
No Sane man will dance.
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Half the work that is done in the world is to make things appear...
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #16319
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than...