Quote #11040
Few really believe. The most only believe that they believe or even make believe.
Quote #11700
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #17157
When I meet a man I ask myself, ‘Is this the man I want...
Quote #1753
There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
Quote #8798
Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him, Easy-going...
Quote #4053
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
Quote #1333
I don’t know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation...
Quote #2509
…it was always said of him Scrooge that he knew how to keep Christmas...
Quote #15730
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Quote #761
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you...