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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13875

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If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
William Shakespeare

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Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
Dylan Thomas

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Someone’s boring me. I think it’s me.
Malcolm X

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Usually when people are sad, they don’t do anything. They just cry over their...
Will Rogers

Quote #3434

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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Christopher Morley

Quote #5532

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Cherish all your happy moments they make a fine cushion for old age.
Seneca

Quote #8821

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If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is...
Sir Arthur Eddington

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Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we...
John Blake

Quote #19690

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The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else.
Hughes Mearns

Quote #6837

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
As I was going up the stairI met a man who wasn’t thereHe wasn’t...
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