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That’s not painting, that’s Paint-By-Numbers. That’s therapy for the artistically challenged. That’s what they...
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You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.
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The happiest people seem to be Those who have no particular cause for being...
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never...
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It is not the rich man you should properly call happy, but him who...
Quote #18932
It does not matter what men say in words, so long as their activities...
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Forgiveness is the healing of wounds caused by another. You choose to let go...
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If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
Quote #6356
Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power.