Quote #21587
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #17096
To be an adult is to be alone.
Quote #7052
Changes are not only possible and predictable, but to deny them is to be...
Quote #12421
What do you take me for, an idiot
Quote #8447
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #13967
Man without religion is the creature of circumstances.
Quote #1447
Garth Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress...
Quote #12386
Never be haughty to the humble never be humble to the haughty.
Quote #17864
A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not...
Quote #2858
As one’s gifts increase, his friends decrease.