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It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few...
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An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be...
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The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in...
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I have often wondered how it is that every man loves himself more than...
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Conversation is an art in which a man has all mankind for his competitors,...
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Multa ferunt anni venientes commoda secum, Multa recedentes adimiunt. (The years, as they come,...
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
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It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.
Quote #12732
I cannot always control what goes on outside. But I can always control what...