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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with...
Dan Quayle

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We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on...
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There is only one happiness in life, to love and to be loved.
Malcolm Muggeridge

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The orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of longing and fulfillment.
Honore' de Balzac

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A woman knows the face of the man she loves like a sailor knows...
William Shakespeare

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I pray you bear me henceforth from the noise and rumour of the field,...
Sophocles

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He who throws away a friend is as bad as he who throws away...
Plato

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Ignorance, the root and the stem of every evil.
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Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted...
Billy Wilder

Quote #21784

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Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.
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