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I keep my eyes clear and I hit ‘em where they ain’t.
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When you’re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other...
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Young men think old men are fools but old men know young men are...
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It was beautiful and simple, as truly great swindles are.
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The highest reward for a man’s toil is not what he gets for it...
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Cheerfulness and contentment are great beautifiers and are famous preservers of youthful looks.
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God is in the details.