Quote #15161
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you...
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I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns—regular sun and ‘rogue’...
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When love is gone, there’s always justice. And when justice is gone, there’s always...
Quote #245
Oh, that lovely title, ex-president.
Quote #13875
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
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You can sort of be married, you can sort of be divorced, you can...
Quote #16653
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
Quote #1607
Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits.
Quote #20852
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Quote #15373
I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the...