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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
Andre Maurois

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A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
Manley E. Rogers

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Robert E Lee didn’t make it the first time and Jefferson Davis took the...
Lawrence Peter Berra

Quote #10732

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You can observe a lot just by watching.
William Safire

Quote #17238

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Decide on some imperfect Somebody and you will win, because the truest truism in...
Bill T. Jones

Quote #14564

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Living and dying is not the big issue. The big issue is what you’re...
Ted Williams

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Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
Colin Raye

Quote #16862

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I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear,...
Will Rogers

Quote #3439

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who...
W. Somerset Maugham

Quote #8642

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The nature of men and women – their essential nature – is so vile...
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