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I suggest that the only books that influence us are those for which we...
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Never love anything that can’t love you back.
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I remember one day I was at Grandpa’s farm and I asked him about...
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain, and most fools do.
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Presidents quickly realize that while a single act might destroy the world they live...
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I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament.
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