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See, I am sending an angel ahead of you to guard you along the...
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We’re not quite so bumbling and hopeless as you like to think.
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Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a...
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Smell is a potent wizard that transports you across thousand of miles and all...
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Mind unemployed is mind unenjoyed.
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How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese
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It has always seemed to me extreme presumptuousness on the part of those who...
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It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of...
Quote #8937
Children’s talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...