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When you’re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other...
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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As you grow older, you’ll find the only things you regret are the things...
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The art of life is to show your hand. There is no diplomacy like...
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Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies One eats leaves,...
Quote #15282
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home but, unlike charity, it should end there.
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Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to...
Quote #1721
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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It is not only the psychology of the people that makes them so exacting-their...
Quote #16558
Do not stand in a place of danger trusting in miracles.