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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies One eats leaves,...
Zig Ziglar

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Confidence is Going after Moby Dick in a rowboat, And taking the tarter sauce...
Hugh Elliott

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I have you and even if we never meet or ever see each other,...
Napoleon Bonaparte

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The best way to keep one’s word is not to give it.
Russell Baker

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Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are...
Sacha Guitry

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Erich Sauer

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The direction of a man’s thought is always the decisive factor in his personality....
Chico Marx

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Mustard’s no good without roast beef.
Joseph Addison

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How beautiful is death, when earn’d by virtue Who would not be that youth...
Nicholas Chamfort

Quote #11734

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
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