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If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
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A good man often appears gauche simply because he does not take advantage of...
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Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value...
John M. Eades

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There are some days I practice positive thinking, and other days I’m not positive...
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These are the soul’s changes. I don’t believe in aging. I believe in forever...
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Fortunately science, like that nature to which it belongs, is neither limited by time...
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling...
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Friends are treasures.
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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can...
Benjamin Disraeli

Quote #2984

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It destroys one’s nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
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