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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13637

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me...
Mark McClinchie

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Always question. Always analyze. But in the end, suspend judgment until you’ve been there....
William Goldman

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Life is pain, highness Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Millard Fuller

Quote #7064

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Everyone who gets sleepy at night should have a simple decent place to lay...
Sir Walter Besant

Quote #10769

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The man who listens to Reason is lost reason enslaves all whose minds are...
Lily Tomlin

Quote #6738

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
Barbara Hall

Quote #20462

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See, that’s all you’re thinking about, is winning. You’re confirming your sense of self-...
Senator William Grayson

Quote #13476

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Last Monday a string of amendments were presented to the lower House these altogether...
Sir Thomas Beecham

Quote #10621

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.
Richard Milhous Nixon

Quote #7211

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When I retire I’m going to spend my evenings by the fireplace going through...
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