Quote #13856
You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want...
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Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...
Quote #16766
Three things it is best to avoid a strange dog, a flood, and a...
Quote #1018
Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
Quote #11658
For the sense of smell, almost more than any other, has the power to...
Quote #1087
Stranger in a strange country.
Quote #11342
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
Quote #11602
I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.
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Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself he must act in...
Quote #16958
What people CAN do is very different from what they WILL do.