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Mel Brooks

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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is...
Samuel Johnson

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Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where...
Margaret Lee Runbeck

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Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.
Fred Allen

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Andrew Schneider

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You bluffed me I don’t like it when people bluff me. It makes me...
Lazarus Long

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Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least...
Anon.

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Optimization hinders evolution.
Archie Bunker

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God don’t make no mistakes. That’s how He got to be God.
Sydney Harris

Quote #7878

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem, but the...
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