Quote #11266
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is...
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Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where...
Quote #17144
Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.
Quote #10011
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
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You bluffed me I don’t like it when people bluff me. It makes me...
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Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least...
Quote #3215
Optimization hinders evolution.
Quote #11428
God don’t make no mistakes. That’s how He got to be God.
Quote #7878
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem, but the...