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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the...
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An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
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Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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When will the public cease to insult the teacher’s calling with empty flattery When...
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Stop acting as if life is a rehearsal. Live this day as if it...
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No matter how dull, or how mean, or how wise a man is, he...