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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don’t think it...
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Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
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I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.
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Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of...
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We must exchange the philosophy of excuse–what I am is beyond my control–for the...
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What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13816

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If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
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Quote #19997

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Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly...
Andrew Schneider

Quote #21532

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This is Chris-in-the-Morning with the weather and time–24 hours later than it was yesterday...
Julius Henry Marx

Quote #15476

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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
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