Quote #2229
You must have been warned against letting the golden hours slip by. Yes, but...
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My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and...
Quote #17468
Happiness is different from pleasure. Happiness has something to do with struggling and enduring...
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It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your...
Quote #8862
One hand washes the other.
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When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...
Quote #18466
What if this weren’t a hypothetical question
Quote #700
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
Quote #7121
It’s not the voting that’s democracy, it’s the counting.
Quote #18386
Life is too short to be sensible.