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Never criticize a man until you’ve walked a mile in his moccasins.
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Ricky Here’s 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you...
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Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
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Many years ago, I concluded that a few hair shirts were part of the...
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I don’t mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it...
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The mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute you’re born, and...
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To the good listener, half a word is enough.
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Intellectuals solve problems geniuses prevent them.
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The quality of a person’s life is in direct proportion to their commitment to...