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Judge a tree from its fruit not from the leaves.
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The skill of writing is to create a context in which other people can...
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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends...
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The whole motivation for any performer is ‘Look at me, Ma.’
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart...
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The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny...
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Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
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It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved...
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Affairs are easier of entrance than of exit and it is but common prudence...