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I do not distinguish by the eye, but by the mind, which is the...
Quote #4027
Taxes are the price we pay for civilization.
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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
Quote #14819
If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a...
Quote #11631
Everything has got a moral if you can only find it.
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None of us will every accomplish anything excellent or commanding except when he listens...
Quote #13541
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Quote #838
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
Quote #15557
I think the world is run by ‘C’ students.
Quote #13719
If someone told me it wasn’t ‘fashionable’ to talk about freedom, I think I’d...