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Thank goodness I was never sent to school it would have rubbed off some...
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Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly...
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Fabrizio In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
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The grave is the general meeting place.
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Golf is very much like a love affair, if you don’t take it seriously,...
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The basis for optimism is sheer terror.
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Recommend to your children virtue that alone can make them happy, not gold.
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Language is the blood of the soul into which thoughts run and out of...
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If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores...