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If you cry ‘Forward’ you must without fail make plain in what direction to...
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I was taught that the way of progress is neither swift nor easy.
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There’s often no way you can look into the game of life and determine...
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Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.
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There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
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If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good...
Quote #13914
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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When I look at the world I’m pessimistic, but when I look at people...
Quote #6688
It is not enough to have a good mind the main thing is to...